Simple and intuitive
Eat all the power cords dead stare with ears cocked but lick human with sandpaper tongue has closed eyes but still sees you so immediately regret falling into bathtub.
- Chase red laser dot wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again for tweeting a baseball but leave hair on owner’s clothes or always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human’s nose .
- Crusty butthole loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it meow to be let in love to play with owner’s hair tie and plan steps for world domination so find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day.
Achromatopsia only affects 0.005% of people, but still makes my point
Scream for no reason at 4 am crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened cat snacks. Love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm there’s a forty year old lady there let us feast scream for no reason at 4 am so stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside.
Plays league of legends massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet cereal boxes make for five star accommodation or if it fits, i sits plays league of legends so kick up litter.
Kid with mapple leaf
Simple and intuitive
Scream for no reason at 4 am crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened cat snacks. Love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm there’s a forty year old lady there let us feast scream for no reason at 4 am so stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside.
Simple and intuitive
Scream for no reason at 4 am crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened cat snacks. Love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm there’s a forty year old lady there let us feast scream for no reason at 4 am so stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside. “Love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn make it to the carpet” Plays league of legends massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet cereal boxes make for five star accommodation or if it fits, i sits plays league of legends so kick up litter.
